Tebow'd For Christmas

Dear Santa Family,

                         I live in Buffalo & i would like to personally thank you for this mild winter season. We broke all records for least amount of snowfall accumulation and I really love fifty in late december. Im pretty sure since mother nature is your first cousin you had something to do with the healthy break.

                         For Christmas I have only one wish. I understand your pretty tight with God so i thought you both might be able to help me out with this one.

I wanna get "Tebow'd". In turn, i would like to Tebow everyone who ever tried to Tebow me. As you may already realize, those who have tried to Tebow me without deserving to Tebow in the first place must be truly Tebow'd.

                        I know it sounds complicated but let me explain. To "Tebow" someone or many is to have no business what so ever doing better then they ever expected you possible could but succeeding  anyway.                                                                                                                                                                                    In a way, to Tebow someone is to exceed minimal expectations simple because you have the passion and belief you can. I know i can but sometimes i get Tebow'd by accident instead of actually delivering my Tebow. An undeserving Tebow should be severely punished by a true and righteous Tebow. Someone who Tebow's without passion is just a braggart and trying to use the power of a Tebow in reverse, hence, off setting the very balance of good verse evil. I'm sure you can understand that i have a very long list of Tebows i need to hand out to tip the scales of justice and make this world a better place. If you could get started as soon as possible I am really looking forward to helping.

Thanks again Mr & Mrs Claus

Your friend @eriesimmer

P.S. Its very difficult to deliver cookies and milk over the internet. To better entice you to slide down my cable lines and transfer some of that Christmas spirit into Tebow magic i will leave you a song or two to rock around my tree tomorrow.

P.S.S Although i am a Bills fan for life I really don't mind at all if we get Tebow'd on Christmas eve. Actually i'm looking forward to it. Fair is fair.

P.S.S.S Do you consider the ability to Tebow a super power like Jedi's use the force or like mutant X-men have special gifts?

Have A Happy Holiday Season!!!!!!!!!!!

She & Him - The Christmas Waltz.Mp3

Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas